this is the story of a girl

Still drunk, still awake.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:02:24 -0800

Sitting here hating my life in my friend’s basement. Glad my ex can’t see this shit. Still drinking at four in the morning. Listening to Bomb. This is what I’m doing. I had something meaningful to say but I forgot. Reblog with/or say what you’re doing at this very moment.

I was studying. It was really boring even though I only did it for like 20 minutes. Then I played some word games. Now I’m bored.

Fake DNA!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:48:11 -0800

Fake DNA!:

This was on Law and Order: SVU tonight. CRAZY SCIENCE!

Photo

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:28:28 -0800

I'm sorry, this is just plain funny. Also, girl, I don't think you know how "abstinence" works

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:58:00 -0800

fmylife:

Today, I found out that I’m 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I’m supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

i cant believe i lost my mother yesterday.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:10:00 -0800

(via dreamame)

so sorry to hear that :(

"How to Care for Your Introvert" - the most popular Atlantic article of all time

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:52:09 -0800

"How to Care for Your Introvert" - the most popular Atlantic article of all time:

I know this is real old, but I really identify with it. I’d say it applies to me about 97% of the time.

juliaallison:

You probably won’t believe me, but 75% of the time, I’m an introvert.

Didn’t expect me to say that, did you?

I identified with almost every facet of introversion Rauch describes (with the notable exception of “thinking before talking.” I do not do that.) But needing two hours alone for every hour with people? Hell, that’s nothing. I need four hours. Sometimes four days.

When I’m out in social situations, I’m an extrovert - but interacting with people absolutely exhausts me, which is why, if given a choice, I’ll stay in five nights a week. I have never felt that parties were “fun” … they always seemed like work to me. I much prefer one-on-one conversation. And now I know why.

Then again, maybe this is just how most people feel. (??)

Want some free samples and a coupon? Click here! Hint: If you...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:53:03 -0700

Want some free samples and a coupon? Click here!

Hint: If you don’t want to install the thing to print out the coupon (I know I don’t), then press the “Help” link and the bottom of the page and they will send it via snail mail :)

Today and tmr

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:24:17 -0700

Today and tmr

juliaallison: Okay, so I’m having this debate. My friend says...

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:04:48 -0700

juliaallison:

Okay, so I’m having this debate.

My friend says that I used the word “didactic” incorrectly, above.

Now, vocabulary tends to be one of my … errr … passions? God, that sounds lame. Whatever. I just really like it, okay??

So when someone tells me I misused a word, I get EXTREMELY CONSTERNATED. Did I indeed misuse a word? The shame! The humiliation! The ignominy!! (okay, I just looked that one up in the thesaurus)

Anyway, after blushing for a solid half hour over my gaffe, I looked it up again (see here). Now I’m not entirely convinced I used it wrong, per se.

What do you think?

(I wish I had some sort of polling HTML I could plug in here …)

yeah..seems like the wrong use…

Delicious

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:35:56 -0700

Delicious

Sookie Costume!

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 23:43:00 -0700

shirt…check

shoes….check

apron….check

shorts….check

fang marks…check

need-

guest checks (office max?)

merlotte’s logo (computer)

fake blood (cream cheese, strawberry glaze, cocoa powder?, corn syrup?, blue/red coloring)

it’s so exciting!!

Sookie

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 16:14:30 -0700

I finished all the Sookie Stackhouse novels..now what do I do with my life??

life isnt fair

Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:43:22 -0700

life isnt fair

The Coup

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 23:39:06 -0700

Jan: [answering the phone] Hello?
Dwight: Is this Jan?
Jan: Who is this?
Dwight: This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.
Jan: You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.
Dwight: It's about Michael.
Jan: What about him?
Dwight: [exhales] I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.
Jan: It's not about a surprise party is it?
Dwight: No, but we should discuss that another time.
Jan: Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
Dwight: Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.
Jan: How do you know I like that store?
Dwight: Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.
Jan: How do you know that?
Dwight: Part of my job.
Jan: No it's not. It's officially not.
Dwight: ...noted.

"Robbie: Casual lunch or after work drinks. You’re not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears..."

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:28:36 -0700

“Robbie: Casual lunch or after work drinks. You’re not taking these boys to see The Devil Wears Prada.
Peter: Oh god, I love that movie.”

- I Love You, Man

kitty!!

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:23:43 -0700

kitty!!

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:29:56 -0700

“NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!”

- Molly Weasley, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

:[

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:27:30 -0700

Today, I got a college textbook. Inside, it said it was the property of the Half-Blood Prince. It made my day. MLIA.

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:05:26 -0700

omgharrypotter:

(via bigwordsexciteme)

OMG AWESOME. it should be MLIA- my life is AWESOME

i want this drink now!!

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:38:24 -0700

i want this drink now!!