The Coup
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Jan:
[answering the phone] Hello?
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Dwight:
Is this Jan?
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Jan:
Who is this?
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Dwight:
This is Dwight Schrute. I am calling about an extremely sensitive matter.
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Jan:
You should talk to Michael, and he'll talk to me, and that way we don't have to speak to each other.
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Dwight:
It's about Michael.
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Jan:
What about him?
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Dwight:
[exhales] I can't talk here. It's too sensitive.
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Jan:
It's not about a surprise party is it?
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Dwight:
No, but we should discuss that another time.
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Jan:
Look, I am already an hour outside of Scranton, Dwight, I'm not coming back.
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Dwight:
Pull over at exit 40. There is a Liz Claiborne outlet. I know you like that store. Go inside and shop, until I can meet you.
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Jan:
How do you know I like that store?
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Dwight:
Many of your blouses are Claiborne's.
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Jan:
How do you know that?
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Dwight:
Part of my job.
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Jan:
No it's not. It's officially not.
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Dwight:
...noted.
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POSTED Wednesday August 26th
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