this is the story of a girl

I'm sorry, this is just plain funny. Also, girl, I don't think you know how "abstinence" works

fmylife:

Today, I found out that I’m 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I’m supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

Via FML

i cant believe i lost my mother yesterday.

(via dreamame)

so sorry to hear that :(

Via dreama and the nightmares
"How to Care for Your Introvert" - the most popular Atlantic article of all time

I know this is real old, but I really identify with it. I’d say it applies to me about 97% of the time.

juliaallison:

You probably won’t believe me, but 75% of the time, I’m an introvert.

Didn’t expect me to say that, did you?

I identified with almost every facet of introversion Rauch describes (with the notable exception of “thinking before talking.”  I do not do that.)  But needing two hours alone for every hour with people?  Hell, that’s nothing.  I need four hours.  Sometimes four days.

When I’m out in social situations, I’m an extrovert - but interacting with people absolutely exhausts me, which is why, if given a choice, I’ll stay in five nights a week.  I have never felt that parties were “fun” … they always seemed like work to me.  I much prefer one-on-one conversation.  And now I know why.

Then again, maybe this is just how most people feel. (??)

Via Julia Allison


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Today and tmr

Today and tmr



juliaallison:

Okay, so I’m having this debate.

My friend says that I used the word “didactic” incorrectly, above.

Now, vocabulary tends to be one of my … errr … passions?  God, that sounds lame.  Whatever.  I just really like it, okay??

So when someone tells me I misused a word, I get EXTREMELY CONSTERNATED.  Did I indeed misuse a word?  The shame!  The humiliation! The ignominy!! (okay, I just looked that one up in the thesaurus)

Anyway, after blushing for a solid half hour over my gaffe, I looked it up again (see here).  Now I’m not entirely convinced I used it wrong, per se.

What do you think?

(I wish I had some sort of polling HTML I could plug in here …)

yeah..seems like the wrong use…


Delicious

Delicious


Sookie Costume!

shirt…check

shoes….check

apron….check

shorts….check

fang marks…check

need-

guest checks (office max?)

merlotte’s logo (computer)

fake blood (cream cheese, strawberry glaze, cocoa powder?, corn syrup?, blue/red coloring)

it’s so exciting!!


Sookie

I finished all the Sookie Stackhouse novels..now what do I do with my life??


life isnt fair


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