this is the story of a girl

Oh. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs….. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!

Billy Mack, Love Actually

love this movie even though it’s a romantic comedy



juliaallison:

Awww, Betsey.  You never let me down.  (This is also on sale for $198!)

mary can hush! i love betsey and think it’s SUPER CUTE.


TUMBLRS POST YOUR AIM SCREENNAMES

tmblg:

markn:

markyb:

imkevin:

thephenthouse:

tephie:

amandoline:

allthiscanbeyours:

sufjanssteven:

eveholt:

lhh:

thelosspeaks:

beverlyhasablog:

sparo:

sgparo

beverlyislike

thelosstrikesbak

larryzuchini

shuteyedgenius

Sufjanssteven

bangbangstab

p.s. let me add that I only went on AIM for the first time in 3 years to talk to carlovely, but I guess I’ll start using it again to talk to you peeps.

loveamandoline

Douxam3r <—-Tephie

phelden8

kbspx

crazyguy200

outrageouslynice@mac.com

smashstatusquo@mac.com

siggoism

Via TMBLG

juliaallison:

File Under: Tina Brown’s people know how to write “Forward-To-All-My-Friends” headlines.

“There’s almost nothing better for you than regular sex,” says Tucker Carlson in this story.  Oh Tucker.  WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?

“Judging from the many studies on the subject, a daily romp is healthier than yoga, a five-mile run, and a handful of multivitamins combined. Sex has been shown to ameliorate memory, posture, depression, anxiety, insomnia, menstrual cramps, digestion, bladder control, dental health, and the sense of smell.”

Finding herself sex-partnerless, she sniffs as she turns back on Dawkins’ lecture.  The Selfish Gene, indeed.

…sigh


Where'd your Tumblr name come from?

ohsusquehanna:

theipodguru:

thenightdances:

brbpbj:

iammattjordan:

lindsayneedscoffee:

afghanistanbananastand:

sufjanssteven:

stopwhispering:

Mine’s is a Radiohead song title.
My secret lover, Sufjan Stevens.

My blog’s name is an obscure cartoon character from Arrested Development

Many places. A Robert Redford movie quote, a failed band name, etc, but more than anything, I have a total sidewinder for illiteration.

I am a she-bitch if I don’t have coffee in the morning. An absolute vile, retched whore of a human. So, Lindsay Needs Coffee.

I got it straight out the womb.

No but, I had nothing witty to say. So I Am Matt Jordan was all I had.

I was talking to my bf online and I had to pause the conversation to eat a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Thus, brb pbj was born.

The Night Dances is one of my favorite Sylvia Plath poems.

my internet psyeudonym.

Oh, Susquehanna! by super-star folk-punk band Defiance, Ohio.

Song by 3 Doors Down. Also, I am a girl.

Via Oh, Susquehanna!

Public Transit

  • siggoism: so im trying to see if in the future i can take pubtrans to work
  • siggoism: and it tells me to take bart, then get off and drive.
  • siggoism: um???
  • mvwaterpolo9: hahahahahaah

  • siggoism: why cant i find an mp3 of marky mark and the funky bunch
  • mvwaterpolo9: hahahahahahahahah


erockappel:

I hope you all “like” my dick…when you suck it.

I laughed as I did this and now I laugh to myself again



samreich:

The Matrix Runs on Windows, directed by me, produced by CHTV.

My 5 seconds of fame! yay


Via Sam Reich

California gives green light to high-speed train

rickyv:

Awesome. This is exactly what we need to be doing to

a) jump start the economy and create jobs

b) work towards a sustainable energy future

c) lower carbon emissions

d) rebuild the country’s poor transportation system.

Well done, California.

 I voted NO. This shit isn’t even put together. They were supposed to submit a plan and they haven’t, and it’s going to raise taxes, an unknown, very high amount. It’s a cool idea in theory, but in practice, I’m not so sure…

Via Ricky Van Veen's GET EXCITED

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