Oh. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy drugs….. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
–Billy Mack, Love Actually
love this movie even though it’s a romantic comedy
Awww, Betsey. You never let me down. (This is also on sale for $198!)
mary can hush! i love betsey and think it’s SUPER CUTE.
TUMBLRS POST YOUR AIM SCREENNAMES
Sufjansstevenlhh:
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p.s. let me add that I only went on AIM for the first time in 3 years to talk to carlovely, but I guess I’ll start using it again to talk to you peeps.
loveamandoline
Douxam3r <—-Tephie
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outrageouslynice@mac.com
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siggoism
File Under: Tina Brown’s people know how to write “Forward-To-All-My-Friends” headlines.
“There’s almost nothing better for you than regular sex,” says Tucker Carlson in this story. Oh Tucker. WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME SO?
“Judging from the many studies on the subject, a daily romp is healthier than yoga, a five-mile run, and a handful of multivitamins combined. Sex has been shown to ameliorate memory, posture, depression, anxiety, insomnia, menstrual cramps, digestion, bladder control, dental health, and the sense of smell.”
Finding herself sex-partnerless, she sniffs as she turns back on Dawkins’ lecture. The Selfish Gene, indeed.
…sigh
Mine’s is a Radiohead song title.My secret lover, Sufjan Stevens.
My blog’s name is an obscure cartoon character from Arrested DevelopmentMany places. A Robert Redford movie quote, a failed band name, etc, but more than anything, I have a total sidewinder for illiteration.
I am a she-bitch if I don’t have coffee in the morning. An absolute vile, retched whore of a human. So, Lindsay Needs Coffee.
I got it straight out the womb.
No but, I had nothing witty to say. So I Am Matt Jordan was all I had.
I was talking to my bf online and I had to pause the conversation to eat a peanut butter & jelly sandwich. Thus, brb pbj was born.
The Night Dances is one of my favorite Sylvia Plath poems.
my internet psyeudonym.
Oh, Susquehanna! by super-star folk-punk band Defiance, Ohio.
Song by 3 Doors Down. Also, I am a girl.
I hope you all “like” my dick…when you suck it.
I laughed as I did this and now I laugh to myself again
The Matrix Runs on Windows, directed by me, produced by CHTV.
My 5 seconds of fame! yay
Via Sam Reich
Awesome. This is exactly what we need to be doing to
a) jump start the economy and create jobs
b) work towards a sustainable energy future
c) lower carbon emissions
d) rebuild the country’s poor transportation system.
Well done, California.
I voted NO. This shit isn’t even put together. They were supposed to submit a plan and they haven’t, and it’s going to raise taxes, an unknown, very high amount. It’s a cool idea in theory, but in practice, I’m not so sure…
